Sunday, November 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She…
Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey – Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to…
Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
Shop At WalRusMart – What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both…
Mommy Almost Died – One day this little girl’s dad came home and she runs…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
More Jokes
911 – Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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Morning Curses – A seven-year-old tells his four-year-old brother that they should start swearing. "When…
Frog’s Dream Girl – A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if…
Blonde in the Mirror – Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.The first blonde…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
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