Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Why did the chicken cross the road? – To have…
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Marsupial Moms – Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?A: Because the…
Green and Jumpy – What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Male Bashing – Q: What can a bird do that a man can’t? A: Whistle…
One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the…
Goverment Wrestling Federation – 13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
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Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Spit – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
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F. Lee Bailey Love – What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
Who Was That Masked Man? – A couple was getting ready to go to a…
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