Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Meow Mix – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Fleas – Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we…
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company – An elderly lady phoned her telephone company…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper,…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Bulldog + Shih tzu – Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
A Scot’s Tale – One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through the hills…
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Dirty Football Talk – — The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.–…
Little Johnny’s Big Answer – It is near the end of the school year. The…
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