Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because the…
Fish and Dicks – Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A:…
Catching Rabbits – Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on…
Ships of the Desert – Why do they call camels ‘ships of the desert’? Because…
Feminine Farting – Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller – There’s a woman that has a big…
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Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
The Bar Exam – Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose…
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