Monday, January 6
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say…
Busy Redneck – Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one…
Pirate Booty Call… Parrot – Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!
Something Men Can’t Get… – Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Penguin – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she set a…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
Pick-up Line…Squirrels – If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in…
Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…
Really Sick – There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
More Jokes
Blonde Bellybutton – Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to…
Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how.…
The Ghost – On a rainy night, three guys were driving through the countryside. Their…
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton… – Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at…
Incest Farm – What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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