Sunday, November 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took…
You Need Elephant Muscles – Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain…
Safe Sex for Rednecks – Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark…
Knock, Knock… Cows Go – Knock, knockWho’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No, silly, cows go "moo."
Vampire Blood Bath – Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in…
Blondes and Turtles – What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
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Afghani TV Guide – MONDAY 8:00 – "Husseinfeld" 8:30 – "Mad About Everything" 9:00 -…
Dangerous Toys – Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?A: Tackle me…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Headache – Q: What’s the worst way to get a headache? A: When she sneezes.
Watch Where You Step – A guy walks into a store. He goes up to…
I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already – Boss (to the new employee): We are…
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