Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
Rooster in His Declining Years – An old farmer decided it was time to get…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
This Little Piggy – A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn’t…
What Are Ya, Chicken? – Why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde…
Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Food Stamp – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her face…
Robot Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you would be set on…
Blonde Ale – Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?A: They’re both…
Adding Blonde – Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A:…
They’re Busy – One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. "May I…
Classic Booty Call… Eyes – The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your…
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