Saturday, January 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed…
George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle…
Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.
Bin Laid – How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels…
Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived…
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Bank Robbers – Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe,…
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Blonde Brain Cell – Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Birth Certificate – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
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