Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around…
Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa – Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?…
Elephant and Prostitute – Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with…
Too Cold for Fido – Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?…
Clinton n’ Buddy – Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A:…
Farmer and the Cow – A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all…
Panda Booty Call… Endangered – Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
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You’re So Ugly… Drunk – You’re so ugly, Yo’ Mama had to be drunk to…
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
350 Pounder? – What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke!
The End is Near – A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing…
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