Friday, November 22
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Three Dumb Hunters – Three idiots decide to go hunting.…
The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,…
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it…
Easter Bunny – Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn’t…
So Blonde… Thesaurus – She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.
Blondog – Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked…
Jumping Rope – Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it…
Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts,…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
More Jokes
The FortyNunners – Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck…
Golf and Funerals – Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next…
Bad Day Blondie – How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day? Her…
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know…
The Tale Of The Three Holes – This guy was really sleepy and needed a…
Baldness – Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
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