Wednesday, January 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Totally Bats – Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or…
Girl and Dog – A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest…
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for…
Bird vs. Fly – What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird…
In the Name of the Father – A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and…
Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at…
Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina – A good looking woman walks into a bar…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
More Jokes
The Little Crab – There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year.…
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt…
Heaven vs. Hell – One night, God visits a preacher.The preacher has one question, "What…
Boiled Egg – What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don’t think…
Harem – What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A…
Blonde Battallion – What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?…
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