Sunday, November 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Bird it Through the Grapevine – Q: Have you heard…
Brutus’ Last Stand – A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks,…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She…
Hot Doggin’ – Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and…
Little Red Riding Hood – Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things. Her mother…
Sea Lion’s idea of Fun – Q: Why do sea lions go to Tupperware parties?…
Monkey in a Tree – Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
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Drunken Man and Blonde – After a really good party a man walks into a…
A Muppet’s Quandry – One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Time Zone – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wears…
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