Sunday, December 29
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…
Dachshund Attraction – This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend…
Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get…
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
More Jokes
How do you keep a moron busy? – How do you keep a moron busy?…
Knock Knock… Old Lady – A) Knock knock B) Who’s there? A) Old Lady B)…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sea World – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
Monica’s Cheeks – Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?A: She’s withholding evidence.
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