Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…
Dachshund Attraction – This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend…
Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob – A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite,…
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
More Jokes
Marriage Requirments – A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador…
Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
Twinbians – What do you call twin lesbians? Lick-A-Likes!
If I Only Had a Brain – What do you call a man without a…
Blonde in Motion – What is blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette. A blonde doing cartwheels.
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit – Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same…
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