Sunday, November 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…
Dachshund Attraction – This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend…
Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
The Poop List – — Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there…
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Trash – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she’s asked…
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road…
Where do one legged people? – Where do one legged people work? IHOP!!
Gorilla Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?A: Because they have big fingers.
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob – A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite,…
Men With Hair in Their Teeth – What do you call a man with hair…
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