Sunday, November 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar…
How To Bathe A Cat – I. Know that although the cat has the advantage…
Instant Cow Attraction! – How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks into a bar with a…
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers – Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He…
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Long & Hairless – Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?A:…
The 45 Difference – Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A: 45…
Blondes in a Box – What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A…
Lightbulb…Californians – How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Californians…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
New Way for the Nuns – Two nuns rides their bikes down a lane. The…
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