Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Brutus’ Last Stand – A little old man stumbles into…
Helen Keller’s Dog – Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide? Wouldn’t you if your…
Horse Fall – Q: What did the horse say when he fell?A: I’ve fallen and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Petting Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the animals…
Rooster and Owl – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and…
Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr.…
The Three Little Pigs – Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
More Jokes
Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds – Q: What’s the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?A:…
Kangaroo Sleepovers – A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo…
Robot Booty Call… Drop – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
Hooked On Crack – What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
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