Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Bullfight Buffet – A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes…
Busy Redneck – Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one…
Pirate Booty Call… Parrot – Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!
Something Men Can’t Get… – Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Penguin – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she set a…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
More Jokes
Geek Booty Call… Handheld – Want to check out my handheld? It’s in my pants.
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t…
What’s the difference between pink and purple? – What’s the difference between pink and purple?????…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant…
Sex and The Country – A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an…
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