Saturday, December 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Egg-Laying – Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with…
Why did God give women… – Q: Why did God give women more brain cells…
Sheep Herder On Trial – The strident prosecutor begins: ”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Hot ‘n’ Heavy – One day a guy and a girl were making out in…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Heaven – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the…
Where Is God? – A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10.…
Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…
Good Girl…Bad Girl – What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?…
Blondes in a Box – What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Milk Carton – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
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