Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Redneck Dog – Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down…
Lopsided Cow – Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?A: Lean beef.
The Lyin’ King – What’s the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One’s an African…
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
Medical Samples – An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The…
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging… – What is funnier than a zombie…
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Sino-Mexican Relations – What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican…
Hipster Booty Call… Clothes – Wow, your t-shirt is even more ironic than mine!
The Naming of Canada – Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would…
Blonde Counting – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is…
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