Saturday, December 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to…
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says,…
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights… – Q: A man rides in…
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone…
My Dog Don’t Bite – A hound dog lays in the yard and an old…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer…
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they…
Wacked-Out Restaurant – A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New…
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
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Blonde Braincells – How do blondes’ braincells die? Alone.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Haul Ass – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
What Not to Say to a Policeman – — I can’t reach my license unless…
Sleep Walking Nun – What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A roamin’…
Excited Girlfriend – Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?A: If…
Limbless Prostitute – Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?A:…
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