Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some…
Toilet Humor – How many animals can you fit on a toilet ? One pussy…
A.J. Jamal: Free Cats – Cats are cool because you don’t have to buy them.…
Thirsty whale – What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine…
Donkey and Onion – What do you get when you cross a donkey with an…
Turtle Crossing – Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell”…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a…
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
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No Backseat Blonde – A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making…
Michael Jackson – What’s the diffrence between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? The one…
See Anything You Like? – Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A:…
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