Sunday, November 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Man With a Speech Problem – A man walks into a grocery store and asks…
The Classic Joke That Sucks – Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A:…
Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ”Bach, Bach, Bach…”
Zebra Definition – What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an…
Big Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big…
Bald Fleas – What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…
Stupid Narcissist – Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller…
More Jokes
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rock – Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto…
Liar’s Clocks – It’s a slow day in heaven, so St. Peter decides to show…
Geek Booty Call… Series – If you had your own syndicated series, it’d be called…
I’m Smelly Down There, Doc – A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile…
Birdman – Little girl: "Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’" Mother: "Because he…
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