Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
Baptism Is Not for Everyone – No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize…
Gum Crossing – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was…
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Jeff Foxworthy: From the Roast – From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: I’ve…
The Ultimate Guy Quiz – 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to…
Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s…
Ships of the Desert – Why do they call camels ‘ships of the desert’? Because…
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