Thursday, December 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Flea Circus – There were four fleas on a woman’s thighs. Two were smoking pot…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal – Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m…
Cow and Her Apples – A squirrel is chillin’ in a tree when a cow…
Two Ribbons – A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
No Panties – Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
More Jokes
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
Blonde, Brunette, Blonde – What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
Ladies Laugh Last – 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s…
Osama Doesn’t Get Any – Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five…
Heh. Stupid Blondes. – How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Trash – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she’s asked…
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