Thursday, January 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Hot Doggin’ – Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and…
What’s Purple…Tree – Q. What’s purple and leaps from tree to tree? A. Squirrel! Q.…
Fly Without Wings – Q: What is a fly without wings?A: A walk.
Walruses and Their Tupperware – Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A: To find…
Three Bad Ass Mice – Three mice sit in a bar. The first one brags,…
Don’t Got Milk? – What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A…
Dirt Road – Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt…
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
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Hillary Clinton’s Surprise – Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Full Sweaters – Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint…
Spock’s Discovery – What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log!
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot – Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his…
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