Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Too Cold for Fido – Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?…
Clinton n’ Buddy – Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A:…
Farmer and the Cow – A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all…
Panda Booty Call… Endangered – Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!
Ode to a Glow Worm – I wish I was a glow worm. A glow…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers – Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
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A man with a pegleg, hook hand and… – A man with a pegleg, hook…
Pirate Booty Call… Staring – Don’t mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!
Men Are Here Because… – Why did God create man? Because vibrators can’t mow the…
Early Morning Rings – One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next…
Robot Booty Call… Real – My intelligence may be artificial, but the attraction is real,…
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a…
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