Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a…
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse… – A farm boy who had just finished…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A:…
Give the Dog a Bone – Q: How do you give a dog a bone?A:…
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Little Johnny… Name That Animal – Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing "Name That…
The Giant With Diarrhea – Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?A: You…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
More Jokes
Helen Keller Masturbating – Q: Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?A: So…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ding Dong – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when you…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bus – Yo’ Mama is like a bus: she’s big, she…
The Bill Clinton Sale – Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at…
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