Thursday, December 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a…
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse… – A farm boy who had just finished…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A:…
Give the Dog a Bone – Q: How do you give a dog a bone?A:…
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Little Johnny… Name That Animal – Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing "Name That…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
More Jokes
The Blonde Hostess – Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?…
Sexual Sofa – An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by…
Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Corporate Booty Call… Spreadsheet – Let me fill your spreadsheet.
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
Head Room – Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A: Adjust…
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