Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Why did the chicken cross the road? – To have…
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and…
Doggone It – What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took…
You Need Elephant Muscles – Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain…
Safe Sex for Rednecks – Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark…
Knock, Knock… Cows Go – Knock, knockWho’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No, silly, cows go "moo."
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon…
Watch Where You Step – A guy walks into a store. He goes up to…
More Jokes
Puzzled Blonde – A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and…
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Snoop Doggs Teeth… – How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Bowling Ball vs. Prostitute – What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a prostitute?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Jock Booty Call… Handler – Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!
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