Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to…
The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he…
Don’t Welsh On Me – Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So…
Doggie Style – When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler…
Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Octopus and a Cow – Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus…
Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run…
Little Johnny and the ABC’s – Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
More Jokes
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
Geek Booty Call… Handheld – Want to check out my handheld? It’s in my pants.
Lawyers Don’t Get Fair Shakes – 95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad…
Female Sex Change – Q: What do you call a female sex change?A: An addadictomy.
Geek Booty Call… Hands – These calluses only mean I’m good with my hands.
Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar.…
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