Thursday, December 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to…
The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he…
Don’t Welsh On Me – Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So…
Doggie Style – When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler…
Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Octopus and a Cow – Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus…
Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run…
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Computer Memory – Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? A:…
Arkansas Scholars – Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to…
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