Friday, February 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Frog’s Dream Girl – A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if…
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo – George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on…
Randy Rooster – A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he…
Catching a Polar Bear – Q: How do you catch a polar bear?A: You make…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
Snail Shanghai – A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden…
Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
Sunday School Daze – Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have…
More Jokes
Sealy Posturepedic – What’s the difference between a blonde and a hole in the mattress?…
Every Party Needs a Pooper – Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a…
Seriously, this has got to stop – Two blondes walked in to a bar…Thought they’d…
That’s Good, That’s Bad – "Did ya hear I got married?" "Oh, that’s good." "No,…
Animals in the Fridge! – 1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?…
60s Rebel Booty Call… Fight – You may be a square, baby, but you’re round…
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