Wednesday, December 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Pig Farmer – A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When…
Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and…
Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked…
Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?…
Who Was the Most Drunk? – Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a…
Legless Poodle – What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Topless Fat Woman – One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
More Jokes
Long & Hairless – Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?A:…
Seven Words – "In honor of the late George Carlin, here are seven more words…
Zombie Booty Call… Catch – You caught my eye from across the room. I’ll probably…
Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All – A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck…
Hop on Pop – Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?""I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
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