Wednesday, December 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
The Funky Parrot – A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere…
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you…
Rodeo – Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the…
Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
What’s my name bitch? – A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I’d…
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…
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Men Are Here Because… – Why did God create man? Because vibrators can’t mow the…
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