Friday, January 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Who Let The Blondes Out? – How many blondes does…
Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A:…
Catching Rabbits – Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on…
Ships of the Desert – Why do they call camels ‘ships of the desert’? Because…
Old Mother Hubbard – Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her old…
Bar… Duckman – A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head.…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran…
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Rednecks Keep It in the Family – How can you tell if a redneck’s daughter…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Flesh-Eating Disease – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Christmas Chimney Congestion – Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children?A: Because he only comes…
Branch-Davidians – How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car? It depends on…
Screw The World – What’s the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton? One wants…
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