Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fish – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger,…
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid…
Bar… Grasshopper – A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, we…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
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There were two blondes at the park… – There were two blondes at the park.…
Metaphysical Downsizing – One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
Taxed Blonde – A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.…
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