Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Lego my Legolas – Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a
Flea Circus – There were four fleas on a woman’s thighs. Two were smoking pot…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal – Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m…
Cow and Her Apples – A squirrel is chillin’ in a tree when a cow…
Two Ribbons – A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
Vampire Bar – Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
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Half Bush – Bush’s mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president.…
Monica’s Cheeks – Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?A: She’s withholding evidence.
Girl Power! – A little boy is playing with his new football and a little…
The Midget Scopes the Blonde – A midget is riding a bus when a blonde…
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