Tuesday, December 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
How does a blonde try to kill a fish? -…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She…
Hot Doggin’ – Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and…
Little Red Riding Hood – Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things. Her mother…
Sea Lion’s idea of Fun – Q: Why do sea lions go to Tupperware parties?…
Monkey in a Tree – Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It…
Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
The Poop List – — Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
Genie in a bottle – There was this man walking on the beach and he…
More Jokes
More Zombie Baby Jokes – Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Jack Off – An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his…
The Lottery Ticket – John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and…
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton – Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… TV Dinner Mishap – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
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