Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed…
Return the Dog – Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer…
Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Corpsalicious! – One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse…
Overbite – Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?A: When you’re eating…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
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Height of Laziness – A boy lying on a naked girl waiting for an earthquake.
Rosebud – There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the…
Motivational Speaker Booty Call… Do It – Remember–you can do it! Now, how about starting…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tie – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sprays her…
Close Enough For Government – Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
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