Friday, January 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Who Let The Blondes Out? – How many blondes does…
Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.
Cat Hating Husband – A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get…
Racoon Joke – Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit…
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because the…
Fish and Dicks – Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
Seek and Ye Shall Find… – On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers…
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
More Jokes
Bonus Time – What’s the difference between a bonus and a penis? Your wife will…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Measurements – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her measurements are…
Sexual Olympics – A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit…
Holy Moley – How Does a dummy kill a mole? He buries it.
Blonde’s Salary – Q: What did the blonde fill in for Salary Expected out the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Make Up – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
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