Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for…
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog – A guy walks into a bar with his dog on…
Shepherd To Shepherd – What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Egg-Laying – Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with…
Amish jobs – Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
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Surprise Package – A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful…
Relieving Stress in Class – 1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2. Ask…
2 Canadian Guys – Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying…
Redneck Drivers – The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people…
Tasties in a Half Shell – Q: Why did God invent armadillos? A: So that…
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