Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to…
Bullwinkle – Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and…
Donkey-Onion Hybrid – Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an…
Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.…
Blonde NASA Engineer – NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the…
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Bill O’Reilly vs. the Hindenburg – Q: What is the difference between Bill O’Reilly and…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Money Clip – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, she puts…
Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble – 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…
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