Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with…
A Sack Full of Chickens – Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man…
Cross the Road… Turkey – Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: Because he…
A snail owned a car… – A snail owned a car and was painting a…
Squirrel Kickin” Back – Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To…
Broken Cage – Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A:…
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
The Cure for Mutes – One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pumps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks…
Period – Q: What is 6.9? A: 69 screwed up by a period.
You mama’s so stupid… tripped – Your mama’s so stupid she tripped over a line…
I’m Bored – Ken and Bruce were very bored and very gay. Suddenly Bruce got…
Green and Jumpy – What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Saskatchewan – 1. You never run out of wheat…
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