Tuesday, December 24
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Snail Shanghai – A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden…
A bear walked into a bar… – A bear walked into a bar and said…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Animals in the Fridge! – 1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?…
Knock, Knock… Interrupting Cow – Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting cow wh–MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Flushed – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walked…
Pointless – Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Leather – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she when wears…
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Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
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