Friday, November 8
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Why did the chicken cross the road? – To have…
Male Whale – One day, a pod of whales was swimming along when a whaling…
Pig! – A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is…
Dog Days – What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?…
Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle. – Where do you find a turtle with no…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
I Think I’m a Moth – A guy walks into a dentist’s office and says,…
Osama = Crabs? – What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They…
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
Chilling with the Eskimo – What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of…
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Why It Sucks to Be an Egg – You only get laid once, you only…
Corporate Booty Call… Hard Work – I see you’ve been noticing my hard work.
Hang Man – A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa…
The Floor Is Your Friend – Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery? They’re good…
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