Friday, March 28
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
The Cowboy’s Last Wishes – A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail…
An Atheist and a Bear – An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,…
Blonde and Goldfish – A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now…
Totally Bats – Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or…
Girl and Dog – A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
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South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Racquetball – Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball…
Jock Booty Call… Pass – Hey babe, please don’t let this be an incomplete pass.…
Geek Booty Call… Throw – I think I’ve just failed my saving throw, because you’ve…
Flea Circus – There were four fleas on a woman’s thighs. Two were smoking pot…
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