Wednesday, January 15
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Who Let The Blondes Out? – How many blondes does…
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…
Dachshund Attraction – This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend…
Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Obese Michigan Mammas – How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease…
Bed Football – An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
More Jokes
Practice – What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t…
Mail-In Blonde – Blonde: "I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining…
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil… – Did you hear about the dyslexic devil…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Yo’ Mama – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told…
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