Calcium is Funny

How Tall? – How tall are you? I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high!

Lost At The Golf Course – There was a guy on a golf course that…

Guys and Dolls – Two drunk guys try to pick up some girls. The girls…

Hillbilly Newlyweds – A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know…

How Many Men to Open a Beer? – Q: How many men does it take…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…