Busy Redneck

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre – What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

Two Boots – A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas!…

Cook – Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

Egg-Laying – Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d…

Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!

Yo Mama’s so fat… After sex – Yo mama’s so fat that, after sex I…