Busy Redneck

Culture Shock – Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We…

You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…

Fishing Pajamas – A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something…

Those Polish Gourmets – Q: How come they don’t have ice in Poland? A: Because…

Handicapped – What has 500,000 feet and still can’t walk? Jerry’s kids.

Blonde…Faxes – How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There’s a…