Bus Stop Blondes

Blonde…Bananas – Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper.

Panda Booty Call… Endangered – Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!

D.A.M. – Q: What does D.A.M stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Little Johnny… Mortgage – Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his…

Hipster Booty Call… Bored – Want to come over and be bored at my place?

Programmers and Light Bulb – How many programmers does it take to screw in a…