Branch-Davidians

When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…

Hipster Booty Call… Beer – Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?

No arms no legs – Q: What do you say to a woman with no…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bathtub – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fills the…

And God Created A Sleeping Man – A couple went to church every week, but…