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Mechanic Booty Call… Scraper – I have a snap-on gasket scraper, if you’re into that…

Golf Genie – A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about…

New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company…

Little Johnny’s Subsitute Teacher – Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When…

Little Green Balls – Q: What do you have when you hold two green balls…

He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent…