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Diving Without Equipment – Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at…

Platypus Booty Call… Name – That’s right, bill of a duck, tail of a beaver,…

Blonde’s Challenge – Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?A: Fourth grade.

Lepechaun at Augusta – One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…

Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate – The Dove Bar’s like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on…