Blondes n’ Crayons

Mexican Smuggler – Juan pedals up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grand Canyon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell…

The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…

Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.

Flight Attendant Booty Call… Nuts – Hello, would you like some warm nuts?

Broken Down – Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after…