Blondes and Butter

Robot Booty Call… Better – You make me want to become a better automaton.

Sex Versus Golf – What’s the difference between sex and golf? In golf, a bad…

Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re pregnant."The blonde asks, "Are you…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Phone Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got…

Coming From All Directions – A trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top…