Blonde Protection

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dollar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on…

Jock Booty Call… Tackle – I’d like to try a back tackle on you. High…

You’ll Be So Fat…Highway Regulation – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the highway department…

747 – What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in…

German Currency – Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

Pirate Booty Call… Eye Patch – Even with this eye patch on, I can see…