Blonde in Motion

The Butcher’s Wife – Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?A: Meet Patty.

Prom Booty Call… Cummerbund – I didn’t mean to get my cummerbund on you.

Californians & Granola Bars – Q: How is California like a granola bar?A: They both…

Yo’ Mama Is Like… Blimp – Yo’ Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle…

Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…

Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…