Blonde Driving – A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that’s your air freshener!"
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