Blonde Cell Death

Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced…

Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!

Zombie Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…

Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."

Yo Mama…Sorry – Yo mama’s so sorry she missed your birthday last week, she bought…

Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.