More Jokes

GDMFSOB…A Lovely Poem – Goddamn motherfuckin’ son-of-a-bitch, He parked his car in a whore house…

Dog Dancer – Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?A: They have two left feet.

Ugly Kid – Q: What sexual position makes for ugly children?A: Ask your mom.

Curious George – What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do…