Blonde Basement

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Quarters – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she holds onto…

Big Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big…

Hooked On Crack – What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The…

E.T. – Q: What’s E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!

Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…

Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.