Blonde…Bananas

Tank Girl – How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Laps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I take laps…

Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Cornrows – Yo’ Mama is so bald, her cornrows look…

The Man With One Brain – Did you hear about the man that was born…

Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheeseburger – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she smiles,…