Blonde…Bananas

Washington Booty Call… Minutemen – I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are…

Summer School for Slackers – Fail a class? Drop one too many? Don’t worry about…

Green and Eats Nuts – Q: What’s green and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.

Miss Piggy’s Addition – Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she gets…

Blind Parachutist – A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. "…

Martooni – A lady walks into a bar and says,” Barkeep, gimme a martooni.” The…