Blonde and Missed Bus

Mariah’s Ups & Downs – Mariah Carey’s got so much shaft, even elevators are jealous…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Transport Trucks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses…

Lesbian Hardwood – Q: Where do lesbians find hard wood during sex?A: On the floor,…

Priests and Christmas Trees – Q: What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?A:…

Contractor Booty Call… Nail Gun – I’ve got a state-of-the-art nail gun.

Bar: Thirsty Cowboy – A cowboy bursts into a bar and says to the bartender,…