Blonde and License Plates

Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a bartender is closing up his…

The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she has to…

Lego my Legolas – Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…

A Man’s Heart – Q: What’s the quickest way to a man’s heart?A: Through his…