Blonde and License Plates

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Order in the Court – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Spit – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shoeshine – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets…

Astronaut Booty Call… Uranus – My mission? A straight shot to Uranus.

Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.

Mint-Flavored Birth Control – Q: What do you call the new mint-flavored birth control pills…