Bill Clinton and Elian Gonzalez

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Hair Line – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline…

The 45 Difference – Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A: 45…

Pickled Bread – Q: What’s another name for pickled bread?A: Dill dough.

Occupy This – A man’s occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman’s ventilation…

Undercover Cops – Q: What’s another name for undercover cops?A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.

Blonde…Hair Up – Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes…