Bigamy

Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…

Pregnant Dairy Queen – Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as…

Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…

Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…

Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message – A punk rocker with acute appendicitis needs immediate surgery.As…