More Jokes

Legless Dog – What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter… he…

Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!

Disarming the Guard – Lem: ”I got fired from my job as a bank guard.”…

The Stick – ”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat…