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Lopsided Cow – Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?A: Lean beef.

Blonde Bird – What do you call a blonde bird? A swallow!

The Bachelor’s Life – A mid 20’s bachelor walks into a grocery store to pick…

Mike Tyson’s Beer – Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer?A: It’s called…

You’ll Be So Fat…Highway Regulation – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the highway department…

Bar & Donkey – Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred…