Baby Drink

Quickie – Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.

It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off

Coming Into The Closet – What do you call five lesbians in a closet? A…

Teamsters and Light Bulbs – Q: How many teamsters does it take to screw in…

Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Door Mat – Yo’ Mama is so redneck, the door…

Pirate Booty Call… Rum – Yo ho, Ho! And a bottle of rum? Yar!